Sitting in Bars with Cake by Audrey Shulman
Author:Audrey Shulman
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Abrams
Published: 2015-02-05T00:00:00+00:00
The Guy Who Used My Nose as a Pickup Line
Weâd already given this guy a piece of cake earlier in the night, but heâd reappeared, this time with an intentional coat of frosting on his nose.
âAre you Jewish?â he asked me.
âNo,â I said, confused. âWell, technically, no. Why?â
âI just couldnât help but notice your nose,â he said.
Just to give you a nice visual here, my nose is unmistakably prominent, slightly crooked, and alarming when photographed from the side.
âAre you a plastic surgeon?â I asked.
âNo, Iâm a single Jewish man,â he said, and plopped down next to me.
All this time I had thought pickup lines were supposed to give you some kind of confidence boost, or at least opt you in to some hormonally charged banter that resulted in a handful of lusty dates. The fact that this guy had sought me out with some kind of strategy involving frosting on his face was vaguely flattering, but I was fairly relieved to discover pickup lines were nothing to write home about.
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